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yo have a website
wit yo own domain
wit a huge bright thingy
at da top of yo page

affies, hiatuses, laylays
hosts, domains and mo'
it's da life of the web designer
the words they use fo'
all the shiz dat dey do
which gives the internet color yo
yeah all the shiz dat dey do
it's da life of the web designer yo

yo have a blog
about yo life
um yo do i even know you?
yo page is decorated
wit dem pretty colors
wit a navagation section yo
bordering all sides of yo page

affies, hiatuses, laylays
hosts, domains and mo'
it's da life of the web designer
the words they use fo'
all the shiz dat dey do
which gives the internet color yo
yeah all the shiz dat dey do
it's da life of the web designer yo

most of yo website
has stats like hits and opening dates yo
and hosts, and links, contact me links
awards, rules, history...and all dat shiz
then yo have dat whole biography
about yo, some stranga in da middle of nowhere
then da random facts like
"I wear hoop earrings everytime I go outside"

UHM YO, DO I CARE?

then yo have dat little content section
wit icons, blends, wallpapers, layouts
brushes, and some photography or whateva

affies, hiatuses, laylays
hosts, domains and mo'
it's da life of the web designer
the words they use fo'
all the shiz dat dey do
which gives the internet color yo
yeah all the shiz dat dey do
it's da life of the web designer yo

othas like yo
get posted on a section
called afilliates or sumthin
um yo what da heck does that even mean?

then there's yo "cbox"
wit comments like
"Hey affie! I'm going on open hiatus."
yo, what the heck did yo just say?!

affies, hiatuses, laylays
hosts, domains and mo'
it's da life of the web designer
the words they use fo'
all the shiz dat dey do
which gives the internet color yo
yeah all the shiz dat dey do
it's da life of the web designer yo

AND THAT'S YO SITE.
YO!